Saturday, November 14, 2009

Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

No joke i need reading glasses, could this question be the real reason my eye site is bad?



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

This is just another example of the fun of Catholic mythology. Any punishment, no matter how retardedly far-fetched, to make people feel guilty about a completely natural thing like human sexuality. This is from the same crop that brought you the wonderful spiked cage for punishing little boys if they happened to get night-wood.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

if you touch yourself real hard in your eyeballs, you may indeed go blind.



i dont know about the hairy palms bit.



you need reading glasses probably because you inheredited poor eyesight. or possibly you looked at an eclipse when you were just a little stinker.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

I see relatively well, and my palms are bare. If this were true...well, let's just say that I wouldn't be shaking anybody's hand at work and my grandmother would be reading me the paper instead of the other way around.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

Nah, none of that nonsense, but a stiff joint can be hell if you're arthritic.



(I do like double meanings.)



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

in a week youll look like a blind werwolf..............



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



If you are asking this question you should even think about touching yourself.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

Thats like asking if it is truth that women have hidden teeth in their vagina and if you have sex with them they could clamp down at any moment and bite your wee wee off. hahaha ;-)



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

no



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

it's just a myth that parrents started telling their kids to keeps them "pure". its not true.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

If you did go blind you wouldn't be able to see your hairy palms.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

Masturbation has been known for centuries to cause blindness in males. How could you not know this?



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

about 90% of guys would be blind and have hairy palms if that really happened.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

that part of it is just a myth, made up by us women that prefer to do it for the man.



keeping it real..lol



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

It's a myth.



Will touching myself really make me go blind and grow hair on my palms or is that just a myth?

no dude not true, defiantly not true. all men would be really screwed if it were. just get the glasses and stop shaving your hands

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